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About Queso

A consultant who, is a combat veteran, who drives a racecar, who does odd jobs, who has a radio show, who apparently can't sit still for too long.

But is it really dangerous…

Chuck and his Boom Stick

I often am asked, “How dangerous is it?”

We know war from movies. Films depict a particularly tough battle or campaign. Though films are meant to be “real;” war is often boring. We don’t see the dull side of war because there’s nothing there. Hurt Locker is a great example. Sure, it’s gritty and intense, but not real. Yes, there are guys that defuse bombs…but…it’s not exciting, it’s boring.

Let’s say were on a combat patrol rolling through Baghdad…We encounter a guy that throws two RKG3s at us. RKG-3s suck…they penetrate armored vehicles. Once they’ve been deployed, they are HIGHLY unstable. Let’s say, one grenade explodes; we survive with little impact. The other is a “dud”–remember, HIGHLY unstable once thrown.

The mission executes a security halt. We call EOD (bomb squad) to help–we can’t have this thing blowing up innocent Iraqis. The EOD team stops playing X-Box, gears up and preps the required vehicles/team. About 4 vehicles and 12-20 troops roll out to “save” us.

All of this takes several hours to occur. Meanwhile, it’s about 130deg outside, we sit and sweat it out in our vehicles. (“Hurt Locker” nailed the heat.) Ultimately, the EOD team decides the bomb is too dangerous to move and decide to explode it in place. 60 minutes later there’s a large boom–ours–and off we go to continue our mission. Total delay 4-6 hours. Terrifying.

More danger….
On a regular basis mortars are lobbed at us, recoilless rifles launch rounds, RPG’s whiz by, but it’s considered harassing fire. Crazy right? We hear booms and bombs, it’s normal…Heck, many of the booms are the US shooting back. It’s not constant, not even daily in most places, a bomb goes off, we keep on working.

Many times the explosions by the Taliban or Al’Qaeda are more a statement than a means of killing people (though they do hurt and kill). These bombings are a means of saying, we’re hear, you can’t stop us; we’re not going to quit.

Maybe focusing on the boredom of day to day life, you’ll get an idea of how normal, normal really is…

Hundreds of flights occur daily, in a variety of environments using multiple types of aircraft. There are thousands of patrols each month. People and equipment moving tens of thousands of miles every day yet, casualties are not common.

Commanders worry about seat belts, safe driving practices and suicide as much as anything else. I don’t want to overstate the safety–there was a time when numerous daily gun battles was the norm, we’ve all got our “bad day” story; but death is the exception.

Say we met at Bagram Air Field, Afghanistan, you’d probably find me head down reading my Kindle as I walked from here to there. There are hundreds of service members passing one another on the street. Many of these people have bags from the mall where they buy, leather jackets, Dre Beats headphones, local food or an Ipad.

Maybe we’d agree to hang out at Salsa night for non-alcoholic drinks…or go to the “Green Bean” and drink gourmet coffee…ohhh I can smell the danger. Reading while walking and getting burned by your mocha, those are the dangers most of us face.
That doesn’t sound all that hazardous does it.

This isn’t to say that danger isn’t lurking. Unlike the US there are people actively hunting us all the time.

Before every mission, a squad leader discusses, among other things, the MDCOA (Most Deadly Course of Action). When was the last time you conducted a pre-vacation brief for the family and considered the enemy’s capability to kill you and your family? So there is danger, but of the 100,000 of us…nearly all are safer than many places in the US.

Beers with Barack

I thought I’d write an advice blog to our President.

Barack, G.W. Bush writes about the negative things said about him in his book “Decision Points.” He notes how it’s basically impossible to get a quality guy to run anymore because of the evil things people say about the man in office. The grind of the decisions, the constant criticism…Oh and solve the world’s problems while we yell at you “hurry up!”

Does you really want to do this again?

2nd terms have not been wonderful. Bush’s legacy wasn’t helped by a second term? His “mandate” disappeared and he couldn’t fix social security. Meanwhile, his ratings plummeted.

Clinton was essentially shut down 18mos into his second term. Reagan started napping and Iran-Contra tarnished him. Nixon? gosh? Who’d want that legacy?

Johnson said he wouldn’t run for a 2nd term (in his own right) and his party kicked him in the ass and said, “Great thanks!” Quite the send off…

Though Truman has a better reputation…he wasn’t considered a good president until well after he left office.

Eisenhower? There’s the standard…he had the best 2nd term.

The point is, the things the Presidents do, they do early SOMETIMES. This makes sense. They have all the energy, they have their pick of their party’s best and brightest. By year 5 the magic is gone. There is no honeymoon, and DC holds grudges. It becomes impossible to do anything. This isn’t roll up your sleeves and get to work type stuff…this is stranded in the ocean wondering where the fuck your friends went type fucked…

The more you do, the more others sell their products by destroying you. It’s like you and Bush fueled the hate every time you did anything. I don’t want that for anyone. Think about the staff?

These guys serve under you. They don’t get the titles and speaking gigs. The best and brightest leave and do other things beside get hammered by the media. When you’ve got to pick the 3rd or 4th guy for a job, you don’t get your “man” but someone else ‘s guy.

Look, Barack, do what you want to do, but don’t just run. History doesn’t favor 2nd terms. You’re a smart guy, maybe you can do what those guys couldn’t, but be honest…that’s a mighty big challenge…and your challenge shouldn’t be fighting the system, it needs to be leading.

There isn’t going to be another super majority favoring your platform. There’s a decent chance Democrats lose both houses. Every initiative is going to be a fight and that means concessions…that’s just not your style.

The economy isn’t getting better. Shoot even your peers in the party aren’t happy with the results…Matt Damon is disappointed…this isn’t good.

Why do it? Why subject your family to the hate? Have you looked in the mirror and seen how four years hangs on you? Go raise those girls…give them a Dad full time.

Don’t quit….You’re adored by a huge hunk of America. You don’t need a congress to get things done. You can make a fantastic living/impact being Mr. President outside of the White House. Get all Obi Wan on ’em and become more powerful than ever.

Bill Clinton is your model here. He NEVER misses, he’s taken a failed 2nd term and turned it around…it took him about 12 years to get there, but he’s done it…now pass me a Coors Light

Iraq/A’stan 10 years Later

Looks like Missouri, it's actually Iraq

This week I want to discuss what we’ve accomplished in Iraq and Afghanistan. Several articles here, here here here review the scorecard from the past 10 years.
We’ll skip the part where Congressman Stark flips the numbers twisting the argument in his favor…He’s wrong, but that happens…

It’s never easy to accept deaths and injuries…but we lose context when people throw around numbers about deaths in Iraq and Afghanistan…the Battle of Saipan reminds us that lives count, but context remains. In terms of the history of war, the “War on Terror” has been the “safest” armed conflict in modern times—for our troops.

We can shake our fists at presidents and their decisions. However, after 9/11 about 85% of us approved of President Bush. We soured over the years, either forgetting or disagreeing with his decisions…BUT, The Bush doctrine, like it or not, has merit and I think it works.

President Bush laid out the complexity of the conflicts…leading us to stay the course. How many of us could tackle the problems that crashed across his desk? We had a foe we didn’t understand, couldn’t talk to and wouldn’t line up and fight us. Still, we picked the fight…we chose the desert where we are essentially invincible {Take a moment and consider how remarkable this is—our previous war was in Iraq and we annihilated our foe}and I’ll be damned, those loons accepted.

Today, Al’Qaeda is a non-factor in terms of world security (Pete’s opinion). No matter how its sliced; we won. Numerous terror plots have been foiled…and we are all safer because of it.

We (US and Iraq) won despite efforts by other Arab countries to foil Iraq’s progress (If you click any link…this is the one to read…You’ve not read it…but it’s real). These countries directly worked to undermine the security and stability of Iraq…and failed.
In less than 10 years, Iraq has held a number of UN monitored free elections. They are on their own. Each month gaining in capability and wealth. When in history has something like this happened? It’s not just remarkable…it’s unprecedented. This is IRAQ!!! and it’s free. Iraqis love it they love us!…and honestly, we should be more proud. I don’t think another country would have the guts or even the capability of establishing a independent Iraq.

We can discuss money spent. Yes, there are mountains of wasted dollars when we fight. However, we have the best army; that’s expensive. We in effect export “free” security to everyone. Europe is glad Germany spends 1.5% GDP on military. (consequently? Netherlands, Denmark and Poland all commit about the same). Yet, in terms of GDP we only spend 5-6% on military—that’s about 10th in the world. So let’s not get too crazy about money spent on the military when there are trillions been wasted at home too…again context.

Afghanistan is harder, their country is substantially more rugged—this matters in dozens of ways. They’ve been staggered by nearly 50 years of war. Education will take at least a generation to fix…ONCE it’s standard for everyone—and it’s not at the moment. Outside of the cities, there are no fire departments, water treatment facilities or any number of things we consider essential services. There’s billions of dollars of resources available in Afghanistan, but it’ll take more than 10 years to get Afghanistan up on it’s feet. Should we stay? Should we go? I’m out of words in this blog…but don’t let the others fool you. Iraq is a success; a historic success. Afghanistan is/was and always will be harder…

What do they Need?

Janis nailed it…”Freedom’s just another word for nothing
left to lose.” (Kristofferson and Foster) Crazy as this world gets, those
nine words explain quite a bit.

Americans and our coalition of forces attempt to
“help” Afghans. We want to give them, “something” to lose.
But? What the heck is an Afghan? What do they want? What do they not want? 10
years later, do we even know?

Indulge me while I inject some confusion into our clarity
regarding Afghans. This is a paraphrased version of a Benedictine
Grima
tale from her field work. If one desires knowledge about AfPak, particularly the
female’s role, Ms Grima is THE source.

The tale….Two men travel to village 1. While there, they
commit robbery and murder. These crimes are detected by local police. The
police debate their response, and decide to chase the perpetrators.

They enter the criminal’s village (village 2) where locals set
upon the police and kill them. These villagers for whatever reason don’t
appreciate nor require police involvement in their affairs. Villages 1 and 2
are content to solve crimes of any type within their own system of justice. In
response to the police incursion, village 2 blocks outside access to the road
preventing further police/outsider interference.

Up the road a bit, the next village (village 3) hears of this
incident. The road blockage makes them fighting mad. A village 2 v. village 3
mini-war occurs; people die. Why? Village 3 needs that road to survive or,
shoot–some other reason. We don’t and honestly; we can’t know.

The point isn’t “should we” or “shouldn’t we” be here; that’s a
different blog…Fact is we are here.

So let’s do this…Let me take you to a village. You comment
below on how we are going to help….maybe we’ll all learn something.

On the approach to the village we see a few hundred goats and herders.
(When was the last time you saw a herder?) Wild dogs bark our arrival, but
never approach us. We have to walk, just like locals; there are no cars or even
horse drawn carts. There isn’t a cell signal and there hasn’t been one for
miles in any direction. GPS? eh….even satellite navigation is not reliable.

Supplies move on foot. The men and kids seem dirty but not
filthy. There is no electricity or running water. The buildings are all made of
mud bricks and mud stucco. The ground is the same color as the buildings. We
see donkeys, chickens, but no females. Even if we do see a female, she’s
treated as if she’s invisible. Yet, female empowerment is considered critical
to success.

The goats, chickens and orchards tell us these are farming
people. There are no flags that indicate any sort of government building or allegiance.
A pond in the middle of the village isn’t likely potable.
The men wear a loose fitting pantsuit type garment, sandals and a vest. Nobody
wears glasses (or contacts) but always a head covering of some sort.

We’re told the kids don’t go to school. The last teacher was
killed by the Taliban more than 8 years ago. A local leans in and says,
“The Taliban left town as soon as the dogs started barking. You just
missed them.” The closest “city” is three hours away by car. The
information highway is 2,000 years ahead.

What the Heck Do You Do?

I’ve been asked a number of times since the start of the blog; what do you do?

Here is what I do and how it applies to the greater missions in both Iraq and Afghanistan.
I study the people. Mainly the I examine the local populace and I attempt to determine where they are within a spectrum. That spectrum is more of a scatter chart than a left or right bearing, but for the purposes of this blog, left and right suffice.

So let’s use the left as lovers of all things we like. They are pro-govt, they are pro US involvement. These folks require nothing special for them to like us. 

The population residing on the right end–these are the Mountain Dew drinkers within the populace, they are extremists. They do not like us, or their governement. It does not matter why.  No amount of talking will move these people off of their position. There usually aren’t many extremeists, but they do have the greatest impact on “our” mission.

Please understand, the people on the extremist side are just people in terms of how I operate.  I’m not making any value judgements (though it’d be warranted, but we’re not discussing that for now).  Frankly, since I can’t change those guys….and since the military is already focused on them, I ignore them for the most part. 

I working the middle of the crowd.  If i can “give” the commander access to influence the rest of the population–obviously in a way that we think is positive–I consider that success.
This is tricky delicate work that requires quite a bit of experience, dedication, intuition and a mix of skills that isn’t common amongst military folks. 

Frustratingly, within my field, people disagree on how to approach these problems.  Do we study the impact of human trafficking?  Or find ways to get people to beleive in their own government?  Do we study crop rotations and the advantage of water management programs?  Or do we not only train but legitimize the police within the community’s well of influence. Then somone says…it’s all robots.  (BTW, I didn’t make that up…robots).

As a nation we spend billions on aid.  We spent hundreds of million in Haiti before their quake…and yet…it sucked then and sucks now…My job hopefully, is to help increase our bang for the buck.

The Army and State Dept (and other players) have programs and aid systems designed to create a favorable growth environment for crappy places.  Afghanistan is one of those places.  If the program is say?  Free chickens to farmers…don’t you want the farmers to know about and see value in the program?  So do I…you’d be amazed at what doesn’t happen.  I go out and say….”what programs are available to farmers to help you?”

We’d like to hear…”Oh, I talked to the mayor…he told me about several programs that are perfect for me.”  Sadly, usualy the response is…”We hate the mayor, we want the US to take over the country.  We know you guys will do the right things.” 

Ugh, smack face…close notebook…get back on patrol.

Class Warfare and Kooks

Sorry, I was trying to avoid the temptation to blog about political stuff.  However, the class warfare crap is in my ribs, so I’m going to blog it out…

Senate candidate and TARP watchdog Elizabeth Warren made a statement.  Someone out there has stoked let’s hate millionares machine. I hate, hate… 

Ms. Warren’s comments? nonsense.  Sure it’s easy to agree with her, but honestly, she’s wrong.

We have a scale that increases taxes based upon earnings.  Yes, I understand it’s not as simple as all that…Yes, yes…Mr. Buffet…dude, write the check and shut it.

Anyhow, the 99% aren’t satisfied with what the rich keep.  Wow, I’m floored…let me get this straight…the rich are going to be the end of us…funny, the “people” have been yelling that for how long now?  Oh, but now it’s really, really true…cue, Jesus and the Raptures.

Forget that the rich create jobs, that those jobs in turn create other jobs and industries…let’s forget that…forget that those other jobs and industries create other tax revenue streams. Put all of that on hold, we can discuss that another time…Let’s totally remove ideology and politics…

Let’s focus our attention on what Ms. Warren isn’t discussing.  Congress.  Nobody, is more culpable for our current world wide financial situtation than Congress…not Bush, not Obama, not any of the usual sacks we beat on…it’s Congress.  They say haven’t said “no” to the President, they can impeach but don’t.  Congress, NOT the President authorizes troop funds and war machine expendetures.  I can go on, but I think you get this….

Let’s play fantasyland and say it works…we get them rich money hording sons-a-bitches.  We all chant, “YES, we can!”  Keep in mind we’re all chanting cuz our rich bosses laid us off, but still we chant.

What is going to change in congress?  Won’t they just spend more money?  These folks write the laws and the checks.  Does ANYONE believe they’ll not waste the money?

The AP ran this story today.

As a tax payer doesn’t that just aggrevate the piss out of you?  President Pete can solve  LOTS of problems with $600mil.  All of the stimulus packages of the past few years?  The wasted money….what’s going to stop congress from taking the millionare’s money and blowing it whatever?

So….the federal government wants more money…welcome to the club feds…we all do.  Get your house in order before you come knocking on any citizen’s door.  I don’t care if you make $20,000 a year or $200mil; congress can’t control themselves. 

Let’s be honest…the federal government sucks at lots of stuff.  Anyone surprised that USPS is bankrupt?  Who thinks Dept of Ed is a bargain?  For some reason we are still spending money in Libya?  I love defense and I can admit we don’t need 100+ invisible bomber jets at 2.2 billion a piece. 

How many millions did we waste not convicting Barry Bonds of anything other than being an asshole?  Hell, give me 1 million, I’ll tell you he lied and the tax payers can have the rest back. 

Sorry for the rant, I’m still going to post a more war based blog later today, please enjoy…comment whatever. 

Ms Warren, stump on controlling spending and holding the government accountable…your history suggests that’s your strength.  Pay that forward…

On Patrol

We’re going on a foot patrol…

Get up! It’s 2am, start planneeeerrrr*STOP* Say that again. 2!!! am. When did you last get up at 2am to do ANYTHING besides pee?  And we’re just getting started. 

Why 2am?  The early bird catches the Taliban?  Ultimately, it’s because we have to reckon with how long will it take to get 50 dudes, Afghans and Americans over a MOUNTAIN, no shit, a mountain. 

Is it always 2am?  No.  Sometimes it’s during the worst heat of the day.  We’d also walk in a dry riverbed.  Why, it’s “safer”–safer is code for “so hard nobody else wants to do it.”  Sometimes, like this patrol, safer means walking OVER a montain instead of around.  I think you get the idea.  

What do we wear?   

Uniform, long pants, long sleeves, gloves, knee pads, helmet, body armor (approx. 25lbs).  As soon as you put on your armor your shoulders hurt, back complains, rubbed raw sides light up and you start to sweat.  Are you a SAW gunner?  That’s about 30lbs of weapon, plus your ammo. 

Boots?  Not only boots, but the correct ones.  This terrain is hazardous and chews up soft boots (the comfortable ones).  We’re walking on loose rocks on a tiny trail lit only by moonlight (remeber it’s 2am).  You WILL roll your ankles; you WILL have to save yourself from falling more than a few times.  Someone, you hope not you, will let out a “whew” and enjoy a shot of terror when their leg surprises them and holds (remember you weigh over 300lbs with all the gear).  You look down a 1000′ and walk on…

You carry your own water, a Camelbak, bottles, whatever.  If you run dry–I’ll get back to this–there is a troop that carries a 5 gal bladder for refillls.  Don’t chug your water, you’ll want to puke the next 45 mins while you huff and puff up the trail. 

Breakfast?  That’s easy, you don’t want any.  Sure you need calories and you eat a little something…but the “hump” up the hill makes breakfast a mistake.  Instead, you nibble on protein/energy bars.  Regardless, heartburn, farts and burps are a constant on patrol.

While we climb you are gonna swear you need to stop, your heart is racing…but you can’t.  If you stop everyone suffers or worse.  No talking..and for sure no lights of any kind.  It’s a lonely affair.

Why would you run dry of water?  We’re on a mission, it’s not a hike.  We’ll cover six miles, several hundred feet of elevation changes, over rocky technical trails at about 5000′ altitude.  Even descending is hazardous and draining.  It’s going to be cold in the morning before sunrise; but you’ll still sweat.  The temp will hit 100+ by the time we get back.  IF, we get back on schedule.  If we run across a bomb, something that looks like a bomb or anything weird happens, we’ll address that “thing” until complete.  Complete can take hours.  So bring lots of water.  BTW water is heavy.

When you climb mountains and patrol 6 miles EVERYTHING is heavy.  My notebook 4×7 takes on a weight 3x it’s own.  It moves from hand to hand, this pocket…under my arm.  It gets covered in sweat no matter where you put it. 

Oh, and the Taliban wants to kill you.

9/11 log

We’ve all got journeys in life.  Sometimes we sit down and refuse to play, but that just means your journey ends right there where your butt meets your desitny.  Other take detours they didn’t expect.  Sometimes paths change for 100 different reasons. 

Like most of you, 10 years ago today my path changed.  I was sitting in my cubicle, selling computers on the phone.  The folks on the other end were screaming when they answered–no idea why they answered in the first place.  That’s where I was when I heard.  

Next thing I know like whack-a-mole heads are popping up all over our cubicle farm.  Something was going on…a rumor here, a bit of info there…soon it was confirmed.  Two planes had hit the towers. 

I got up, took off my headset and told my boss Tony, “I have to go to my Army unit, they might need me.” 

I was the first one to arrive, I sat in my truck in disbelief as the first tower fell.  Then the second.  I wondered when the next plane would hit the Sears tower.  I didn’t leave my unit until the next day.  I knew my role in life had changed.  I was like a big goofy irresponsible kid before that.  Hell, for years after I was still like that.  My transition was slow…I still have fun, but it’s different now.  I fight it, but there’s an edge.  I resent that about our foe. 

I type here now in Afghanistan, working, helping, trying to help prevent tragedies like 9/11 from every happening again.  Since 9/11 I’ve spent 50+ months in either Afghanistan, Egypt or Iraq.  I’ve been through a place called CRC 6 times (more than anyone I know).  I’ve spent over a year in the US training for my seperate missions.   I’ve interviewed thousands of Iraqis getting to know them better than nearly everyone you might know.  I’ve read, crikey?  100 books on relevant topics.  I’ve missed my daughter growing up into a beautiful young lady-my heaviest cross.  I’ve had to skip weddings and divorces.  I left my youthful strong body somewhere in the desert. 

All of this because some dudes decided to start a war they could never win.  We had no idea where to find them, or much about Islam or Arabs in general.  We were pissed, we were united, we wanted action. 

Action has been awarded.  First hand knowledge…many bad, evil people; people that want to kill you and your babies have had their lights turned out since then.  It’s been rough on all of us.  The toll isn’t just US dead, it’s our allies in Spain, UK anywhere, where terrorism occurs.  Arms, legs, relationships, peace, too many things to list have been sacraficed since that day. 

There is lots to understand about why we are here (in A’stan) and why we are in Iraq.  The answers are complex and contradictory.  It’s important to remember the sacrafices.  Not just from 9/11, but each day after, for 10 years.  Even today, a bomb in Afghanistan injured Americans.  The fight continues, the sacrafices grow…the heart hardens.  Never forget.